absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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