is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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