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How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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