It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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