so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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