quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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