STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You took a bar mat shot.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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