this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Randomize
