this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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