38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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