:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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