You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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