At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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