Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you win again, gameday.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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