Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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