omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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