I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
His nipple licking is glorious
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