soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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