The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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