Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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