I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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