Your tits are I can't wait for
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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