remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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