I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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