White coat. Heels.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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