just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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