god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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