its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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