gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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