Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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