Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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