She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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