please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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