yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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