A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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