look no pants
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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