one might say we're banned from that church
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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