Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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