Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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