I just cut my nipple shaving
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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