I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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