You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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