i think my mom watched the whole time
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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