only if we run a train.
done.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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