when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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