i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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