the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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