I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm getting married
To pizza
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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