Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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