How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
a search helicopter?!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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