Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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