Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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