i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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