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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

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  You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?

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• (510): View more from California

  stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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• (207): View more from Maine

  my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face

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• (315): View more from New York

  Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!

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