God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I am puke
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
