You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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